I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Pappa wants mamma naked
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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