I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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