Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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