She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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