no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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