i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
How external is "for external use only"?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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