going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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