If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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