I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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