We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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