If that was your dad, he is hot
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i wish my penis had a tongue
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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