i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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