I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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