hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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