why im i the only drunk person in the library?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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