that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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