I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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