I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I can text with my tongue
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
This baby is an asshole
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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