Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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