I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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