I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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