We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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