Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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