think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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