But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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