i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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