ugly people sure do ruin things
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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