i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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