I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
