i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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