quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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