guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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