I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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