How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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