people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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