i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
