You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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