So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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