i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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