Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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