They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The power of my boobs compel you
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
