New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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