Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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