he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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