Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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