Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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