Don't you send me to vm
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
