I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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