He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think I just sharted jello shots
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