You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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