You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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