I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
