I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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